Marital Status: Second time’s a charm.
Kids: One and done.
Pets: A perfect cat named Pilar.
Guilt and Shame: Yes.
Education: Too much and I’m still paying for it.
Occupation: I write words. I also look at words and fix up the words.
Where I Work: At home and In the Powder Room.
Sole Talent: The ability to suck farts back up into my ass.