cheeks and my girl T

Hello loyal so-and-sos! I know it’s been a while, and I’m really sorry about that. But I’m back in full effect, and trust me when I say I’ve got some mighty funny shit in store for you over the next couple of months.

For today, however, I’m doing a Social Media Roundup™ (phrase courtesy of celeb blog The Hollywood Sigh) and this one stars two of the funniest chicks I know: my sister Cheeks and our good friend My Girl T. Read along, why don’t you?


I don’t know how it’s possible, but somehow my local radio station knows *exactly* when I’m going to be in the car, and manages to play Get Lucky by Daft Punk EVERY SINGLE GOD DAMN TIME I’M IN THERE. In fact, I posted this on Twitter a couple of weeks back:


Which led to the following group chat conversation a few hours later:



Okay. I’m not going to lie – like most siblings, Cheeks and I like to riff on our parents. Here’s a good example:


This next one took place right after the infamous “dad needs new ears” conversation:


P.S. DO NOT send me ear porn.

P.P.S. SERIOUSLY. Do not.hard-returngif

But listen. Don’t feel too bad for good old Mom and Dad. As the great John Lennon never once said, “Parental karma’s gonna get you.” And believe you me, my 18-month-old nephew H has been giving Cheeks a hell of a hard time lately:



*looks around*

*slowly slides deodorant out of hair*


And last, but definitely not least, who can forget the wry observations of My Girl T? Nobody, that’s who.




I think she might be giving haiku master Peyton Price of Suburban Haiku a run for her money with that last one.

(Speaking of Peyton, she was generous enough to send me an autographed copy of her book last week and I couldn’t be more thankful. It is funny. It is twee. It is adorable. It is relatable. It is real. Pick one up for someone you love. Christmas is coming.)


Okay folks, that’s all for now. Stay tuned for more fun stuff over the next couple of weeks. Hopefully things will pick up once the little dude is back in school. Ciao!

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28 Replies to “cheeks and my girl T”

    1. I got your email last night and thought I’d surprise you 😉 Sorry I haven’t written back yet, I have an overly full inbox and it is intimidating me. So I am doing the healthy thing: ignoring it 😉

  1. OMG! I thought I was the only one who had these kinds of texts with my brother! Granted, the photo of my brother on my phone is him bonging a beer and not of a woman’s ass cheeks, but other than that we’re pretty much the same…especially the one about mocking mom and dad. We do a lot of that. A. LOT.

    I’m glad we’re not alone! It’s like we’ll never grown up.

    1. Ha ha. Well, the photo of Cheeks on my phone is actually a quite nice tableau of her with her son and baby daddy. But I thought to myself: “How can I improve upon this? Ah, yes. Butt cheeks.”

  2. So glad to hear you’re coming back strong. I, for one, can’t wait for the purple gravy story. Just googled ear porn, so now I need to bleach my eyes. Thanks. Thanks a lot.

  3. I’m looking forward to the Search Term Tuesday that includes the ear porn/ear corn/ear of corn porn that will result from your typing those words into a blog post…

    1. Thanks a lot 🙂 That song is a horrible earworm fo sho. I would not listen to that particular radio station at all if I could, but SOMEONE loves it. (Hint: he’s 6.)

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