Hello loyal so-and-sos! I know it’s been a while, and I’m really sorry about that. But I’m back in full effect, and trust me when I say I’ve got some mighty funny shit in store for you over the next couple of months.
For today, however, I’m doing a Social Media Roundup™ (phrase courtesy of celeb blog The Hollywood Sigh) and this one stars two of the funniest chicks I know: my sister Cheeks and our good friend My Girl T. Read along, why don’t you?
I don’t know how it’s possible, but somehow my local radio station knows *exactly* when I’m going to be in the car, and manages to play Get Lucky by Daft Punk EVERY SINGLE GOD DAMN TIME I’M IN THERE. In fact, I posted this on Twitter a couple of weeks back:
Which led to the following group chat conversation a few hours later:
Okay. I’m not going to lie – like most siblings, Cheeks and I like to riff on our parents. Here’s a good example:
This next one took place right after the infamous “dad needs new ears” conversation:
P.S. DO NOT send me ear porn.
But listen. Don’t feel too bad for good old Mom and Dad. As the great John Lennon never once said, “Parental karma’s gonna get you.” And believe you me, my 18-month-old nephew H has been giving Cheeks a hell of a hard time lately:
HA! DUH! EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT, YOU DUMB KID! HA HA! STUPID.
*slowly slides deodorant out of hair*
And last, but definitely not least, who can forget the wry observations of My Girl T? Nobody, that’s who.
I think she might be giving haiku master Peyton Price of Suburban Haiku a run for her money with that last one.
(Speaking of Peyton, she was generous enough to send me an autographed copy of her book last week and I couldn’t be more thankful. It is funny. It is twee. It is adorable. It is relatable. It is real. Pick one up for someone you love. Christmas is coming.)
Okay folks, that’s all for now. Stay tuned for more fun stuff over the next couple of weeks. Hopefully things will pick up once the little dude is back in school. Ciao!