hair removal, wikipedia-style (nsfw)

If you ever just happen to be awake at 3:00 AM, and if you ever just happen to be trapped next to a snoring husband, and if you ever just happen to find yourself combing the darkest depths of the Internet to keep from dying of boredom, you might just happen to stumble across the entry for “hair removal” on Wikipedia.

(I mean, not that I’ve ever done that or anything. I’m just saying you might.)

ANYWAY. If you do, it will be your awesome fortune to happen across the following image, subtitled “Sample distribution of body hair in women and men”:

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Awesome, right?

I totally appreciate what this image is trying to do. It’s trying to show us where we furry and where we not. However, while this picture may be accurate for some, it is certainly not accurate for all.

More specifically, it is not even remotely accurate for me.

So without further ado, I present to you: “Sample distribution of body hair in Sarah and men.”

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Keep your masturbating to a minimum, please.

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EDIT:

My girl T: You forgot yo butt crack.
Me: “Butt crack not shown.” I’ll add that.

19 Replies to “hair removal, wikipedia-style (nsfw)”

  1. Is it just me, or does the guy’s fur region look like an eyes and nose with the naughty bits as a tongue that’s sticking out?or am I reading too much into Wikipedia?

  2. I’m not saying how many women and men I’ve seen nude. I’m just saying that Wikipedia is grossly understating the Yeti competent of each gender. I just wish I did not have squirrel tails across my forehead.

  3. Yeah. I know. I KNOW. “Hairy Toe” was one of my very first Internet IDs. But I’ve got less a Kenny Loggins beard and more a Richard Baxter soul patch. That’s all Richard and I have in common though. Except maybe controversial poetry.

  4. Have you got a secret video camera in my flat? Your ‘Sarah’ illustration was clearly just a drawing of me before I start my regular war on hair šŸ™‚

  5. Hey girlfriend! I’m glad to see you’re back! You had to be really bored to find that. Enjoyed the illustration however.
    P.S. I feel you sister, I am trapped next to a snoring husband every night!

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