If you ever just happen to be awake at 3:00 AM, and if you ever just happen to be trapped next to a snoring husband, and if you ever just happen to find yourself combing the darkest depths of the Internet to keep from dying of boredom, you might just happen to stumble across the entry for “hair removal” on Wikipedia.
(I mean, not that I’ve ever done that or anything. I’m just saying you might.)
ANYWAY. If you do, it will be your awesome fortune to happen across the following image, subtitled “Sample distribution of body hair in women and men”:
I totally appreciate what this image is trying to do. It’s trying to show us where we furry and where we not. However, while this picture may be accurate for some, it is certainly not accurate for all.
More specifically, it is not even remotely accurate for me.
So without further ado, I present to you: “Sample distribution of body hair in Sarah and men.”
Keep your masturbating to a minimum, please.
My girl T: You forgot yo butt crack.
Me: “Butt crack not shown.” I’ll add that.