tickle my pickle

Last night I was hanging out in bed when my husband started tickling me in a dumb and completely ineffective attempt at foreplay.

Me: “What are you doing?”
Him: “Tickling you.”
Me: “For real? Tickling sucks! No one is turned on by tickling.”
Him: “Whatever. I love tickling.”
Me: “Oh, you do NOT. You HATE it.”
Him: “I love it.”
Me: “Fine. I’ll just tickle YOU then.” *tickles*
Him: “STOP. STOP!”
Me: “See?”
Him (accusatory): “Look at what you did. You made my underwear fall off.”

 

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